bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

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shinyjiggly:

bluekraken:

iraffiruse:

Machine Porn

coolest gif set ever

99% perfectly looping photo Gifs :D

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sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

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gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

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It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. Then you realize what’s changed is you!

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.

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